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Erik Sternberger

Erik Sternberger

Phantom Punch

Shane Damasco walked down the three flights of stairs from his apartment and the four blocks to where he was instructed. He resisted the…

Mar 27, 2022

Mar 27, 2022

Erik Sternberger

I, Ron DeSantis, Declare the Radical Tyranny of “Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey” To Be Over.

Today, I’m proud to introduce the “Freedom From Tool Tyranny Act” to the great State of Florida. For too long, screws, pipes, and all types…

Jun 25, 2021

I, Ron DeSantis, Declare the Radical Tyranny of “Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey” To Be Over.

Jun 25, 2021

Erik Sternberger

Fantastic Four’s Introduction to the MCU

The Fantastic Four are adventures. They are a family of Indiana Joneses, it’s just what they discover and dig up is the Future and not the…

Mar 20, 2019

Fantastic Four’s Introduction to the MCU

Mar 20, 2019

Erik Sternberger

“The Gang Remakes The Last Jedi”

The other morning I saw this meme on social media and it ate my brain. There is no better foil than for the toxic fandom that has been…

Jul 10, 2018

“The Gang Remakes The Last Jedi”

Jul 10, 2018

Erik Sternberger

Star Wars Episode 9

You ever write something that you know has no idea of ever happening? Okay, so maybe everything I write on here follows that pattern, but…

Jun 24, 2018

Star Wars Episode 9

Jun 24, 2018

Erik Sternberger

Started in the middle

Back before the 2016 election I was toying with the idea of writing a full scale political revue to be called “Your Guide to Knowing how to…

May 31, 2018

Started in the middle

May 31, 2018

Erik Sternberger

Conan Cold Open (Imagined)

For a writing packed I imagined a cold open to the Conan O’Brian show on TBS with Will Ferrel promoting his Home Casino movie “The House”…

May 11, 2018

Conan Cold Open (Imagined)

May 11, 2018

Erik Sternberger

Executive Orders

A sketch for SNL I wrote in January 2016 (Oh, such innocent times) about the end of Obama’s term in office. He was under fire for all his…

May 3, 2018

Executive Orders

May 3, 2018

Erik Sternberger

Minor Holiday Man

A sketch from my #NBC Late Night Writers packet for #SNL like 4 years ago. The challenge was to create a possible recurring character. So…

Apr 27, 2018

Minor Holiday Man

Apr 27, 2018

Erik Sternberger

Can We Impeach Him for That?!?

Continuing my run of Imagined SNL Sketches, here is “Can We Impeach Him for That?!?” a game show from my 2017 NBC packet where I cast Keanu…

Apr 25, 2018

Can We Impeach Him for That?!?

Apr 25, 2018

Erik Sternberger

Erik Sternberger

Comedy writer, screenwriter and improvisor that always listens to the Star Wars soundtrack when driving in a snow storm. All work linked at eriksternberger.com

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