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Erik Sternberger

Erik Sternberger

Phantom Punch

Shane Damasco walked down the three flights of stairs from his apartment and the four blocks to where he was instructed. He resisted the…

12 min readMar 27, 2022

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Erik Sternberger

I, Ron DeSantis, Declare the Radical Tyranny of “Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey” To Be Over.

Today, I’m proud to introduce the “Freedom From Tool Tyranny Act” to the great State of Florida. For too long, screws, pipes, and all types…

3 min readJun 25, 2021

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I, Ron DeSantis, Declare the Radical Tyranny of “Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey” To Be Over.

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Erik Sternberger

Fantastic Four’s Introduction to the MCU

The Fantastic Four are adventures. They are a family of Indiana Joneses, it’s just what they discover and dig up is the Future and not the…

1 min readMar 20, 2019

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Fantastic Four’s Introduction to the MCU

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Erik Sternberger

“The Gang Remakes The Last Jedi”

The other morning I saw this meme on social media and it ate my brain. There is no better foil than for the toxic fandom that has been…

1 min readJul 10, 2018

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“The Gang Remakes The Last Jedi”

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Erik Sternberger

Star Wars Episode 9

You ever write something that you know has no idea of ever happening? Okay, so maybe everything I write on here follows that pattern, but…

2 min readJun 24, 2018

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Star Wars Episode 9

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Erik Sternberger

Started in the middle

Back before the 2016 election I was toying with the idea of writing a full scale political revue to be called “Your Guide to Knowing how to…

3 min readMay 31, 2018

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Started in the middle

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Erik Sternberger

Conan Cold Open (Imagined)

For a writing packed I imagined a cold open to the Conan O’Brian show on TBS with Will Ferrel promoting his Home Casino movie “The House”…

1 min readMay 11, 2018

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Conan Cold Open (Imagined)

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Erik Sternberger

Executive Orders

A sketch for SNL I wrote in January 2016 (Oh, such innocent times) about the end of Obama’s term in office. He was under fire for all his…

1 min readMay 3, 2018

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Executive Orders

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Erik Sternberger

Minor Holiday Man

A sketch from my #NBC Late Night Writers packet for #SNL like 4 years ago. The challenge was to create a possible recurring character. So…

1 min readApr 27, 2018

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Minor Holiday Man

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Erik Sternberger

Can We Impeach Him for That?!?

Continuing my run of Imagined SNL Sketches, here is “Can We Impeach Him for That?!?” a game show from my 2017 NBC packet where I cast Keanu…

1 min readApr 25, 2018

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Can We Impeach Him for That?!?

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Erik Sternberger

Erik Sternberger

Comedy writer, screenwriter and improvisor that always listens to the Star Wars soundtrack when driving in a snow storm. All work linked at eriksternberger.com

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